so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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