So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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