sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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