Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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