i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She bit a glass in half.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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