I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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