You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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