Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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