half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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