I like my sex mixed with concussions.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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