pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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