He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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