Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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