he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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