Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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