Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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