I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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You. Win. At. Life.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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