Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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