did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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