I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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