You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
This baby is an asshole
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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