Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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