Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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