Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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