does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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