Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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