Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
