Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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