I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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