my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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