HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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