im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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