Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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