I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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