@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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