i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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