yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just found puke in my bra..
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
