FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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