Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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