This girl is more easily done than said...
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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