The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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