I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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