There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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