I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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