wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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