Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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