This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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