i think my mom watched the whole time
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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