Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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