Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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