ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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