I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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