Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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