i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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