I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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