Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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